Trump Throws Shade at Kamala Harris and the Democrats: 'First Out, First Loser!'

Trump vs. Harris: The Political Showdown Unfolds

In a classic Trump twist, former President Donald Trump couldn’t resist poking a bit of fun at his new political opponent, Kamala Harris. Holding court at Mar-a-Lago, Trump was in rare form, firing up the press after a few meetings with the “fake news” folks, just to, you know, drop some wisdom.

So, what did our man Trump have to say? Buckle up, folks. The Grandmaster of Straight Talk said President Biden had “the right to run” for re-election until the Democratic Party did a classic bait-and-switch. And who did they opt for? None other than Kamala Harris, whom Trump so generously dubbed the “least admired, least respected, and worst vice president in the history of our country.” Ouch!

Trump’s press conference was, of course, a “stark contrast” to Harris’ media-avoiding antics. You’d almost feel sorry for Uncle Joe if Trump wasn’t having so much fun with it. According to Trump, America is stumbling through “the most dangerous period of time I’ve ever seen for our country.” With Harris as the Democratic nominee, he’s understandably scratching his head.

Trump’s Take on Harris: A Comedy of Errors

“We have somebody that hasn’t received one vote for president, and she’s running, and that’s fine with me, but we were given Joe Biden, and now we’re given somebody else,” Trump said. Yes, folks, you heard it right. The Democrats have tossed out Joe like yesterday’s leftovers, and Trump has a front-row seat to this political theater.

Trump’s Criticisms of Harris	Trump’s Claims
Political Stance	“Radical left person at a level that nobody’s seen”
Media Engagement	Avoiding press conferences for 18 days
Debate Performance	“A very bad debater”
Primary Performance	“The first loser” in Democratic primaries

Always the showman, Trump didn’t miss the chance to tag Harris a “radical left person at a level that nobody’s seen.” Not to be outdone, her running mate Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz received a similar treatment as Trump called him a “radical left man” with more leftist leanings than a wobbling Jenga tower.

Trump’s Colorful Commentary: No Holds Barred

“He’s heavy into the transgender world, heavy into lots of different worlds having to do with safety. He doesn’t want to have borders, he doesn’t want to have walls. He doesn’t want to have any form of safety for our country,” Trump remarked. Cue the audience gasps and clutching of pearls because Trump ain’t holding back.

Kamala Harris might want to rethink her strategy because Trump made a point of slamming her for going AWOL from the media. Imagine a vice president not talking to the press for 18 days straight! “She’s not doing any news conference. You know why she’s not doing it? Because she can’t do a news conference. She doesn’t know how to do a news conference,” Trump declared.

Ouch, another verbal body slam! Trump then shifted gears to a Constitution lesson, lamenting that Biden didn’t get a proper shot: “We cherish this Constitution. To have done it this way is pretty severe, pretty horrible,” Trump said, tugging at patriotic heartstrings everywhere.

Trump on Polls and Party Politics: A Rollercoaster Ride

But here’s the kicker: Trump insists he’s leading in the polls, so no complaints here. What’s a bit of unconstitutional funny business between political rivals? He just can’t believe the Democrats didn’t even go to a vote. What is this, a dictatorship? Even Biden, who’s none too pleased with his own party, has some serious gripes. “He’s a very angry man right now,” Trump said, throwing in a tidbit about Biden fuming at Obama and Pelosi.

Now, Trump brought out his comedy chops when he referred to Harris as the “first loser” during the Democratic primaries, adding that she didn’t even make it to Iowa. Can’t make this stuff up, folks! “She was the first out,” Trump chuckled. “So, we call her the first loser. She had no votes, no support, and she was a bad debater, by the way, a very bad debater.” Seems like Harris should’ve swiped left on this partnership, according to Trump.

Trump’s Final Thoughts: A Political Stand-up Routine

“He picked her and she turned on him, too. She was working with the people that wanted him out,” Trump concluded, neatly wrapping up his stand-up routine disguised as a press conference. He suggested that Biden regrets choosing her as his Veep, emphasizing the irony of someone who crashed and burned running for the highest office.

Summing it all up, Trump added, “It seems, seems to me actually unconstitutional. Perhaps it’s not.”

And just like that, Trump leaves us with a mic drop, one eyebrow raised, and the crowd in stitches. Oh, 2024, you can’t get here soon enough!