Sen. JD Vance Blasts Gov. Tim Walz: A Marine, an Ivy League, and a Dodger Walk Into a Rally

Political Showdown: JD Vance vs. Tim Walz

In a heated exchange reminiscent of a spaghetti western, Sen. JD Vance, the Marine-turned-politician with an Ivy League background, took aim at Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz. The backdrop? A campaign rally in Detroit, where journalists peppered Vance with questions, and he was more than ready to fire back.

When a reporter pressed Vance about Walz painting him as an Ivy League elitist, Vance responded sharply. “I came from a family where not a single soul had stepped foot in a law school. I grew up with nothing. If Tim Walz wants to twist my American dream story into some elite nonsense, that’s downright bizarre,” he retorted.

Military Service Comparison

Vance then got personal, highlighting his military experience. “As a Marine, I served my country in Iraq when Uncle Sam called. I did my duty honorably. But what about Mr. Walz? When the call came, he dropped his rifle and ran! His unit went to Iraq without him, and his own comrades haven’t let that slide. Shameful, if you ask me.”

Aspect	JD Vance	Tim Walz
Military Branch	Marine Corps	Army National Guard
Service in Iraq	Served	Did not deploy
Vance’s Characterization	“Did my duty honorably”	“Dropped his rifle and ran”

Gun Control Debate

Vance continued his attack, focusing on Walz’s stance on gun control and questioning his battlefield experience. “He says, ‘We shouldn’t have war weapons on our streets.’ But when, Tim, when did YOU see the battlefield? Last I checked, you bailed on your unit before they shipped out! This stolen valor nonsense really gets under my skin.”

Final Challenge

To wrap up, Vance issued a challenge: “Press folks, hold Walz and Kamala Harris accountable! Harris hasn’t faced you folks in 17 days—about as long as Biden hid in his basement before endorsing her.”

It seems Vance is gearing up for more fiery exchanges. Stay tuned for the next round!