Kamala's New Sidekick: Meet Gov. Tim Walz, the Amnesty Advocate!

All Aboard the Liberal Express: Walz Joins Harris on the Amnesty Train

Well folks, hold onto your MAGA hats! The Biden-Harris express just picked up a new passenger – Minnesota Governor Tim Walz! That’s right, VP Harris has tapped Walz as her running mate. Known for his “open arms” policy towards illegal immigrants, Walz is the perfect sidekick for our border-blurring VP. It’s a match made in liberal la-la land!

Waltzing with Walz: A Trip Down Amnesty Lane

Let’s hop in our DeLorean and zoom back to August 2021. Picture this: Walz, overcome with emotion, pens a heartfelt plea to Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi. His mission? A red carpet rollout for millions of illegal immigrants. Because nothing says “America First” like putting America last, right?

In this tear-jerker of a letter, Walz gushed, “As you work to finalize a budget reconciliation bill, we urge you to prioritize a clean pathway to citizenship for essential workers, Dreamers, Temporary Protected Status (TPS) holders, and their families.” Translation: “Let’s throw open the gates and hand out green cards like candy!”

Minnesota Nice or Minnesota Naive?

According to Governor Amnesty – oops, I mean Governor Walz – immigrant youth and TPS recipients are the unsung heroes of the North Star State. He waxes poetic about how they live, work, study, and worship in Minnesota communities. I bet he got misty-eyed just writing that! And let’s not forget, these folks apparently single-handedly carried us through the pandemic. Who knew?

Harris: The Border Czar Who Couldn’t Find the Border

Now, don’t you worry your pretty little heads about border security. Kamala Harris, our esteemed VP and self-proclaimed “border czar,” has been championing the Biden Administration’s comprehensive immigration reform bill since day one. Their grand plan? Put about 11 million illegal immigrants on an eight-year path to citizenship. Because nothing solves a border crisis like pretending it doesn’t exist!

Harris’s Border Strategy	Conservative Translation
Pathway to citizenship	Rolling out the welcome mat
Keeping families together	Family reunion at taxpayers’ expense
Looking out for Dreamers	Prioritizing non-citizens over Americans

Republican Resistance: Thicker than Grandma’s Gravy

But hold your horses! The GOP wasn’t having any of this nonsense. Republican opposition to this “open borders buffet” was thicker than Aunt Edna’s Thanksgiving gravy. The bill crashed and burned faster than you can say “Build the Wall.” But don’t think for a second that’s stopped Harris and her merry band of border-blurrers from cheering on the sidelines.

Harris’s Tough Talk: A Comedy of Errors

Fast forward to today, and Harris is suddenly talking tough on border security. According to her latest campaign ad: “As president, she will hire thousands more border agents and crack down on fentanyl and human trafficking. Fixing the border is tough. So is Kamala Harris.” Tough as a marshmallow, maybe! This is the same VP who couldn’t find the border with a map and a GPS.

The Trump Card: Making Borders Great Again

While we’re on the subject of border security, let’s take a moment to remember when America had a president who actually cared about protecting our borders. During the Trump administration:

– The border wall expanded by 450 miles, with an additional 350 miles under construction.
– Illegal border crossings plummeted by over 87% where the wall was constructed.
– ICE arrested 20,000 gang members, including 4,000 MS-13 members.

Now that’s what we call border security!

Walz and Harris: The Dynamic Duo of Delusion

So there you have it, folks. Walz and Harris, the dynamic duo of delusion, ready to turn America into one big sanctuary city. With Walz’s “come one, come all” attitude and Harris’s flip-flopping border policies, we’re in for a wild ride.

But fear not, true patriots! As long as we keep our sense of humor (and our voter IDs), we’ll get through this liberal circus. Remember, laughter is the best medicine – especially when dealing with the side effects of progressive policies!

Stay tuned for more chuckles, eye-rolls, and facepalms as we continue to watch this political comedy unfold. And remember, in 2024, let’s make America laugh again – preferably all the way to the voting booth!