Kamala Harris: Fake it ’til You Make it, a Masterclass in Political Pretend

Kamala Harris: A Masterclass in Political Pretend

Ah, Kamala Harris, the nation’s Vice President and proud pioneer of progressivism, has given us plenty to ponder and poke fun at. We’ve had our fair share of Republican candidates who absolutely nailed it with their wonderful discernment and vision, but Harris—now here’s a figure who might just have patented the term “fake it ’til you make it.”

In our American history, Republican legends like Abraham Lincoln and Ronald Reagan didn’t just show up; they demonstrated. With wisdom that belonged to a sage and leadership that would make Queen Elizabeth blush, Lincoln maneuvered through the Civil War and kicked slavery to the curb. Then there’s Reagan, whose policies on tax cuts and deregulation put America back on the global map—none of that “word salad” nonsense here.

The Border Crisis Fiasco

Compare that with Kamala Harris, standing proudly as the Biden-Harris administration’s point person on the border crisis—a role as fitting as a vegetarian at a BBQ contest. Seriously, she once equated ICE to the KKK, and now she’s supposed to resolve border issues? With credentials like that, it’s no wonder the border situation resembles a sieve more than a wall.

Kamala’s Border Crisis Timeline

  • ➤ March 24, 2021: Appointed as border czar
  • ➤ March 24 – June 7, 2021: 0 border visits
  • ➤ June 8, 2021: Finally visits the border… of Guatemala
  • ➤ June 25, 2021: First actual US border visit
  • ➤ Result: Border crossings hit 20-year high

Even her presidential campaign in 2020 showed this tumultuous tenure. Harris entered as a ‘top-tier candidate’ but stumbled over questions about her record as a prosecutor and flip-flopping on healthcare policies like a fish out of water. Her stance shifted between full-fledged Medicare for All and something more like ‘Medicare-for-some,’ causing critics on both sides to scratch their heads and voters to groan in exasperation.

How About a Clinton?

Hillary Clinton’s 2016 presidential campaign is another example where a candidate struggled with the perception of inauthenticity. Despite her extensive experience as a former First Lady, U.S. Senator, and Secretary of State, Clinton faced significant challenges in convincing voters that she was the right candidate for change.

Her campaign was often criticized for being overly scripted and cautious, leading to a perception that she was disconnected from the concerns of ordinary Americans. Clinton’s use of a private email server while serving as Secretary of State became a focal point of attacks on her character and trustworthiness, and her response to the controversy was seen by many as evasive. Really? Evasive? Huh. Donald Trump for the win!

Trump’s Real Achievements

Meanwhile, let’s consider some genuine achievements. Under Trump, the administration didn’t just participate in the blame game—they made real changes. Jobs? Over 6 million were added, with minority unemployment rates reaching record lows. Security? Travel bans kept extremists at bay, and border enforcement was no joke. In short, no faking here, just real decisions leading to real results.

Trump Administration Accomplishments

  • ✓ 6+ million jobs added
  • ✓ Record low minority unemployment
  • ✓ Effective travel bans
  • ✓ Strong border enforcement
  • ✓ Historic Middle East peace deals

Contrastingly, Harris and Biden’s foreign policy blunders could fill volumes. From attempting to release GTMO detainees prior to Hamas attacks to urging European nations to slack on Iran, the strategic genius on display is truly unparalleled—if you’re measuring strategic disasters, that is.

Democrat Failures Galore

Rather than addressing pressing issues boldly, there’s often dithering and pandering. Consider climbing gas prices and interrupted oil pipelines, which crippled small businesses and frustrated everyday Americans. If you’re yearning for that “word salad,” Biden provided a gem when he said, “I also condemn those who don’t understand what’s going on with the Palestinians,” kindling reactions as cold as a polar vortex.

Let’s not forget the Democrats’ other stellar performances. Remember when Nancy Pelosi tore up the State of the Union address on national television? Or when AOC cried crocodile tears at an empty parking lot? These moments of “leadership” are about as inspiring as a wet firecracker.

And who could overlook the Democrats’ handling of the economy? Inflation skyrocketing faster than a SpaceX rocket, supply chain issues making toilet paper more valuable than gold, and an energy policy that seems designed by Captain Planet villains. It’s like they’re playing economic Jenga, and we’re all waiting for the tower to fall.

Conclusion: A Comedy of Errors

As America continues to face growing international threats and domestic challenges, it’s crucial to have leadership grounded in conviction, not convenience. The Biden-Harris administration seems determined to prove the old saying that those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it, with a flair for theatrical insincerity that makes Shakespearean drama look like a reality show.

In sum, while some leaders soar, others just float by, buoyed by the hope that no one notices the lack of real direction. The history books are already drafting up Kamala Harris’ chapter under the title “A Masterclass in Political Pretend.” Will she continue to steer the ship of state on muddled waters, or will she eventually find her sea legs? Only time—and voters—will tell. In the meantime, Republicans can confidently rest on their record of authentic leadership and meaningful accomplishments, far from the land of make-believe, and of fake it ’til you make it politics.

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