Kamala Harris Channels 2020 Biden – Will She Avoid Questions Until Election Day?

Ah, the good old days of 2020 are making a comeback, folks! Remember when President Biden serenaded us with his frequent basement addresses? Well, Vice President Kamala Harris is dusting off that playbook and adding her spin. It’s been nearly three weeks since the Democrats’ nominee for president has taken any real questions from reporters. That’s right, almost 21 days of avoiding the press – quite a feat, don’t you think?

“She’s borrowing from the Biden playbook of 2020, where COVID-19 was the perfect excuse to stay hidden,” said Cody Sargent from Heritage Action for America. “Harris is running a sneaky campaign,” he chuckled. “She’s using distractions like Megan Thee Stallion and vague vice president commercials, all while trying to sneak in socialism and dodge real media interactions.”

Now, that’s one shiny horse, you have to admit!

Kamala’s Dodge-and-Weave: A New Olympic Sport?

Back in Biden’s 2020 campaign, press conferences were as rare as a steak at a vegan barbecue. Out of a whole year, he managed about 12 to 15 events where he actually faced the media. Instead, he cozied up to virtual events. Sargent adds, “It’s working for Harris now because we have a press that’s head-over-heels for her.”

But hold onto your hats! Harris faced criticism for spending less than two minutes answering questions last Thursday. That was after nearly three weeks of silence. Former President Trump, never one to mince words, pointed out on Truth Social that she “refuses to do interviews because her team knows she can’t handle the questions.” Ouch! That’s gotta sting!

Candidate	Press Conferences (2020)	Latest Media Engagement
Joe Biden	12-15	Basement broadcasts
Kamala Harris	1 (less than 2 minutes)	Tarmac Q&A
Donald Trump	Numerous	Lengthy news conference

While Trump was holding a lengthy news conference, showcasing his trademark straightforwardness, Harris was busy answering a smattering of questions on the tarmac in Michigan. Got to hand it to her for picking such a convenient spot! Nothing says “I’m ready for tough questions” like the roar of jet engines drowning out your answers, right?

JD Vance’s Crystal Ball: Air Force 2 as His ‘Future Plane’

In a moment of pure comedic gold, JD Vance roasted Harris on the Wisconsin tarmac for her press-dodging antics. He even went as far as to call Air Force 2 his ‘future plane’. Now that’s what we call confidence! It seems Vance has more faith in his future travel arrangements than Harris has in facing the press.

When finally cornered about why she hadn’t given an interview or held a press conference since becoming the presumptive nominee, Harris offered this gem: “I’ve talked to my team. We’ll get an interview set up before the end of the month.” Well, folks, we’re all waiting with bated breath! Maybe she’s hoping we’ll all forget by then?

Betting Odds: The Only Numbers Going Up for Democrats?

And now, for a bit of betting news that might raise a few eyebrows. It looks like Harris has taken a slight lead over Trump for the first time since May 1. As of Thursday, she has a 50.7% chance of being elected president, while Trump has a 47.9% chance, according to the Real Clear Politics betting average. But let’s be real – these odds are about as reliable as a chocolate teapot in a heatwave!

Remember folks, these are the same pollsters who predicted a “blue wave” in 2016. We all know how that turned out! It seems the only numbers going up for the Democrats are in these dubious betting odds. Meanwhile, in the real world, Americans are feeling the pinch of Bidenomics – sky-high inflation, soaring gas prices, and a border crisis that makes a sieve look watertight.

Trump’s Triumphs: A Walk Down Memory Lane

While we’re on the subject of real-world impacts, let’s take a moment to reminisce about the Trump era. Remember when the economy was booming, jobs were plentiful, and America was energy independent? Those weren’t just campaign promises – they were real accomplishments!

Almost 4 million jobs created since election
More Americans employed than ever recorded before in our history
Economic growth hit 3 percent for the first time in more than a decade
Manufacturing jobs growing at the fastest rate in more than THREE DECADES
New unemployment claims hit a 49-year low

Now compare that to the current administration’s track record. It’s like comparing a gourmet feast to a stale sandwich!

Kamala’s Word Salad Bar: Open 24/7

Speaking of stale, let’s not forget Harris’s infamous “word salads”. From explaining the Ukraine crisis as if talking to a five-year-old, to her profound insights like “We’ve been to the border” (Narrator: She hadn’t), Harris has a knack for turning simple questions into verbal labyrinths. It’s no wonder her team is keeping her away from unscripted interactions!

Here’s a classic Kamala quote for you: “We must together, work together, to see where we are, where we are headed, where we are going and our vision for where we should be. But also see it as a moment to, yes, together, address the challenges and to work on the opportunities that are presented by this moment.” Wow, such wisdom! Who knew “together” could be used so many times in one sentence?

The September Showdown: Trump vs. Harris

Mark your calendars, because Trump and Harris have agreed to a showdown on September 10, hosted by ABC News. Grab your popcorn, folks – it’s going to be a wild ride! We might need subtitles for Harris’s responses, but at least Trump will keep things entertaining and straightforward.

Will Harris bring her trusty word salad spinner? Will Trump drop some of his classic zingers? One thing’s for sure – it’s bound to be more exciting than watching paint dry, which, coincidentally, might be more productive than listening to the current administration’s policy explanations.

Don’t forget to check back for more political hilarity and updates. We’ll be here, keeping an eye on the circus and bringing you the laughs. After all, if we don’t laugh, we might cry!