Airport Antics: JD Vance’s Tarmac Encounter
Oh, the tarmac tales we’re spinning today, folks! Our favorite Ohioan, Senator JD Vance, decided to spice things up at a Wisconsin airport by giving Vice President Kamala Harris a little tarmac tag. And, let’s just say, he was anything but lonely while doing it!
Picture this: Vance, who’s often compared to Trump, approaches the press with a grin and a mission. He’s eyeing Air Force Two and declares, “That’s gonna be my ride soon enough!” Oh JD, dreaming big as always. He’s telling the press that he’s just trying to make life a bit more interesting for Harris’ entourage. Why? Because, according to him, Harris doesn’t answer their questions! Shocker, right?
Vance’s Approach: A Little Bit of Fun
Vance cheerfully strolls up: “Hey, how y’all doin’? Just checking out my future plane. Thought I’d say hi to the Vice President and ask why Kamala Harris never answers your questions.” Throwin’ some shade, JD. We see you!
“That’s gonna be my ride soon enough!” – JD Vance
But the real kicker? Vance describes the whole scene as “a little bit of fun.” Talk about making airport delays entertaining! He adds, “I don’t think she waved as she drove away, but I’m glad I did it.” Classic JD. Always keeping it light, even when he’s being a tad cheeky.
Timeline of JD Vance’s Tarmac Adventure
Time | Event |
---|---|
Morning | JD Vance arrives at Wisconsin airport |
Mid-day | Vance approaches Air Force Two and press |
Afternoon | Vance attempts to greet VP Harris |
Later | Vance visits Wollard International |
Vance’s Reflection: A Good Day Indeed
Later on, at Wollard International, our pal JD couldn’t resist a little brag. “It’s been a good day,” he announces. “Saw the VP’s plane, checked it out – you know, my future ride if we get the job done. And hey, I even said hi to her journalists. They must be lonely with all those unanswered questions!”
Vance’s antics sure made for an amusing day. Wonder how Harris felt about her new tarmac buddy? Stay tuned, folks. The popcorn’s cooking!