Harris Picks the Clotheshorse: Tim Walz and the Political Burglary Ballet

Harris Picks the Clotheshorse: Tim Walz and the Political Burglary Ballet

Minnesota’s Political Drama Unfolds

Ah, the saga of Minnesota politics—a thrilling blend of “Netflix drama” and unexpected twists! Vice presidential nominee Gov. Tim Walz showed off his political savvy by waiting until after the legislative session to address the situation with Democratic state lawmaker Sen. Nicole Mitchell. Why, you ask? Well, her vote was needed for passing some pretty interesting legislation.

Sen. Mitchell, from Woodbury, found herself in hot water when she was arrested on April 22 for alleged burglary. The story goes that she broke into her stepmother’s place to grab her late dad’s ashes and some personal items. Like any good drama, she’s denying the allegations and fighting to get her charges dismissed.

Republicans? They pounced on the news, demanding she step down immediately. But Walz and his Democrat friends? They hit the snooze button until May 19, after the legislative session wrapped up.

Timeline of Key Events

Date Event
April 22, 2023 Sen. Nicole Mitchell arrested for alleged burglary
May 7, 2023 Ethics panel meeting; Mitchell invokes Fifth Amendment
May 19, 2023 Legislative session ends
May 30, 2023 DFL Party Chairman calls for Mitchell’s resignation
August 30, 2023 Sen. Mitchell’s scheduled court date

Senate Minority Leader Mark Johnson didn’t hold back: “Democrats in Minnesota turned a blind eye to the criminal actions of their colleagues for one simple reason: to maintain power.” Sounds about right!

Political Maneuvering at Its Finest

Oh, Drama Queen Tim Walz! He’s no stranger to sidestepping responsibility. Whether it’s nearly a billion bucks disappearing in taxpayer fraud or keeping a vote from an accused burglar, he’s your go-to guy for avoiding tough decisions unless it benefits him. Some might say he’s a political escape artist!

Democrats were barely holding on with a 34-33 majority, so Mitchell’s vote was like that last bit of glue keeping everything from falling apart. The Minnesota Democratic-Farmer-Labor Party Chairman finally asked for her resignation but—surprise, surprise—only after the session ended. Talk about perfect timing!

Reactions and Statements

“Every elected official needs to be accountable… Mitchell’s actions are beneath her office.”

— Minnesota Democratic-Farmer-Labor Party Chairman, May 30 statement

Governor Walz, echoing this sentiment, said that public servants should be held to a “higher standard.” Isn’t that rich coming from him?

Republicans didn’t pull any punches either. Johnson claimed the Democrats were so desperate to push their agenda they were willing to rely on “the votes of an alleged burglar.” It makes you wonder what the Minnesota legislative session was really like—House of Cards, anyone?

Mitchell’s Side of the Story

Curious about Mitchell’s perspective? She says she was just trying to retrieve cherished items after her stepmother shut her out following her dad’s death. At an ethics panel meeting on May 7, she invoked the Fifth Amendment, staying quiet about the whole mess.

So, here we are with the Harris-Walz campaign avoiding comments like it’s going out of style. Typical!

What’s Next?

To wrap up this drama, Sen. Mitchell has a court date set for August 30. So, grab your popcorn and stay tuned!

In the Minnesota state Senate since 2022, she’s also dabbled in meteorology. Lieutenant Colonel in the Air National Guard—because who doesn’t love a diverse resume?

Will this be the grand finale? Or just another episode in the wild ride of Minnesota politics? We’ll have to wait and see!

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