The Kamala-Walz Duo: A Comedy of Errors in the Making
Well folks, buckle up! Vice President Kamala Harris has picked Gov. Tim Walz as her running mate, and boy, does he have some interesting ideas. This dynamic duo is like a comedy sketch come to life, with their shared mission to roll out the red carpet for illegal immigrants. It’s as if they’re planning a “Welcome to America” party, and everyone’s invited – no papers needed!
Walz’s Kumbaya Moment
Back in August 2021, Walz channeled his inner hippie and sent a love letter to Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi. He was pushing for a pathway to citizenship for millions of illegal immigrants as part of a potential budget bill. I mean, Walz was practically strumming a guitar and singing ‘Kumbaya’ when he said, “We urge you to prioritize a clean pathway to citizenship for essential workers, Dreamers, Temporary Protected Status (TPS) holders, and their families.” Clean pathway? More like a slip-n-slide into American citizenship!
Walz: The Open Borders Cheerleader
And let’s not forget, Walz has been the supportive, kind-hearted governor who backed ‘sanctuary’ policies and services for illegal immigrants. His track record doesn’t just whisper ‘open borders,’ it screams it through a megaphone! It’s like he’s trying to turn Minnesota into the Ellis Island of the Midwest.
“Dreamers and TPS holders have enriched and strengthened Minnesota’s cities, schools, businesses, congregations, and families.” – Gov. Tim Walz
Oh, Tim, Tim, Tim. You forgot to mention how they’ve also enriched the vocabulary of ICE agents with new excuses to hear!
Harris: The Immigration Reform Crusader
This brings Walz in perfect harmony with Harris, who’s been backing Biden’s comprehensive immigration reform since day one. That bill would’ve put 11 million illegal immigrants on an eight-year path to citizenship. It’s like they’re playing “Who Wants to Be an American?” and everyone gets to phone a friend in Congress!
Republicans, being the party poopers they are (or as some might say, the voice of reason), weren’t thrilled and blocked it. Imagine that, wanting to enforce actual immigration laws! The audacity!
Harris’s Border Security Theater
Now, as the Democratic nominee, Harris is chanting her new mantra about border security. It’s like watching a magician trying to convince you they can make the Statue of Liberty disappear. Her campaign highlights her efforts in providing funds for border security and her prosecutorial crackdown on smugglers. “As president, she will hire thousands more border agents and crack down on fentanyl and human trafficking,” says her latest ad. Sure, Kamala, and I’m the Queen of England.
Meanwhile, in the Land of Results…
While the Harris-Walz comedy duo plans their open borders extravaganza, let’s take a moment to remember what actual border security looks like. During the Trump administration:
- Over 450 miles of new border wall was constructed
- Illegal border crossings plummeted by over 87% where the wall was constructed
- $2.2 billion in military construction funds were reprogrammed to support wall construction
- Asylum abuse was ended by closing legal loopholes
- The Remain in Mexico policy was implemented, significantly reducing asylum fraud
Now that’s what we call getting things done!
Kamala’s Greatest Hits
Let’s not forget Kamala’s impressive collection of word salads when it comes to… well, pretty much everything. Remember this gem?
“We will work together, and continue to work together, to address these issues, to tackle these challenges, and to work together as we continue to work operating from the new norms, rules, and agreements, that we will convene to work together…We will work together.”
Wow, Kamala. That’s deep. Almost as deep as the hole you’re digging for the Democratic party.
The Biden-Harris Foreign Policy Circus
And while we’re at it, let’s not overlook the Biden-Harris administration’s stellar foreign policy record:
- The botched Afghanistan withdrawal that left allies stunned and enemies emboldened
- Weakening sanctions on Iran, potentially paving the way for nuclear proliferation
- Cozying up to China while they expand their global influence
- Failing to deter Russia’s aggression in Ukraine
It’s like they’re trying to win a “How to Lose Friends and Alienate Allies” contest!
The Grand Finale
So there you have it, folks. The Harris-Walz ticket: a comedy duo promising open borders, word salads, and foreign policy blunders. It’s the kind of show that would be hilarious if it weren’t so terrifying for the future of our nation.
As we watch this political theater unfold, let’s remember that while Harris and Walz are busy planning their “Welcome to America” bash, there are those of us who still believe in the radical idea of having actual borders and enforcing immigration laws. Crazy, right?
Stay tuned for the next episode in this never-ending immigration saga. Will Harris learn to complete a coherent sentence? Will Walz realize that governing isn’t just about singing Kumbaya? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one wild ride!
Table of Contents
- The Kamala-Walz Duo: A Comedy of Errors in the Making
- Walz’s Kumbaya Moment
- Walz: The Open Borders Cheerleader
- Harris: The Immigration Reform Crusader
- Harris’s Border Security Theater
- Meanwhile, in the Land of Results…
- Kamala’s Greatest Hits
- The Biden-Harris Foreign Policy Circus
- The Grand Finale
