In the latest episode of ‘How Not to Run a Campaign,’ Kamala Harris and her team faced a significant setback in trying to keep RFK Jr. on the ballots in swing states. The legal eagles working for the Democrats in North Carolina and Michigan thought they had a surefire way to drain votes away from Trump by keeping RFK Jr. in the race. Spoiler alert: this brilliant strategy backfired spectacularly.
On Friday, courts removed RFK Jr.’s name from the ballots in North Carolina and Michigan. Talk about a plot twist! RFK Jr., in a surprising turn of events, had endorsed Donald Trump and agreed to withdraw from key swing states, realizing his presence could siphon votes from Trump. However, Democratic-controlled election boards, in their infinite wisdom, kept his name on the ballots to cause a conservative vote split. Kudos, strategic geniuses.
Court Rulings: Democrats’ Plans Unravel
The North Carolina Court of Appeals pulled the plug on this plan by ruling to remove RFK Jr.’s name from the ballots, which were about to be mailed. The North Carolina State Board of Elections’ stubborn effort to keep his name suddenly went poof, leaving them scrambling to reprint ballots. Guess who’s having a busy week?
Things were even messier in Michigan. Democrat Secretary of State Jocelyn Benson not only clung to keeping RFK Jr. on the ballot but also tried to block Cornel West, a left-wing independent candidate. Benson’s legal gymnastics were short-lived as the Michigan Court of Appeals struck down her actions, emphasizing that state law didn’t apply to presidential candidates, hence taking RFK Jr. off the ballot. Another feather in the cap for legal interventions.
Democrat Ballot Blunders
- North Carolina: Forced to remove RFK Jr. and reprint ballots
- Michigan: Failed attempt to keep RFK Jr. on ballot and block Cornel West
- Wisconsin: Ongoing withdrawal efforts, Democrats’ plans crumbling
With these court decisions, Democrats face a reality check as RFK Jr.’s name vanishes from voters’ sight in two important swing states. Wisconsin remains the final battleground where his withdrawal efforts continue, and we can only imagine the Democrats’ carefully laid plans unraveling there too.
Harris Campaign Missteps: A Comedy of Errors
It’s amusing how Harris’s supposedly skilled campaigners overlooked the basics of election laws while attempting their chess game. These court victories could breathe new life into Trump’s campaign as removing RFK Jr. clears the path for consolidating conservative votes. And let’s not forget Kamala Harris’s linguistic gem stating, “Culture is — it is a reflection of our moment in our time right? And in present culture is the way we express how we’re feeling about the moment.” Anyone else feeling a bit dizzy?
This verbal gymnastics routine reminds us of the countless times the Biden-Harris administration has tripped over its own words. Remember when President Biden, during a CNN town hall, eloquently stated, “We choose truth over facts”? Or when he assured us that “Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids”? It seems the gift of gaffes runs deep in this administration.
Trump’s Triumphs: A Refresher Course for the Left
Meanwhile, let’s take a quick look at President Trump’s achievements, which the liberal media conveniently forgets. Remember the $2.3 trillion Coronavirus Aid, Relief, and Economic Security (CARES) Act? That’s right, immediate relief for American families and businesses during a global pandemic. Not to mention cutting through red tape to allow quicker approval of healthcare facility permits, leading to significant healthcare advancements and affordability. Trump’s White House was a hub of action-driven policies that propelled the American spirit forward!
Trump’s Winning Scorecard
- CARES Act: $2.3 trillion in pandemic relief
- Streamlined healthcare facility approvals
- Historic peace deals in the Middle East
- Lowest unemployment rates in 50 years
- Significant reduction in illegal border crossings
Biden-Harris Administration: A Catalogue of Catastrophes
The Biden-Harris Administration, on the other hand, can’t seem to stop tripping over its own shoelaces. Take, for instance, their diplomatic blunder of allowing Havana officials to tour TSA facilities on Cuban Independence Day. That’s five hours of baffling access granted to a state sponsor of terrorism. Or how about their botched efforts to press Europe into appeasing Iran while Tehran furthers its nuclear ambitions? It was also under their watch that the Gaza floating pier project failed miserably, a $320 million public relations debacle collapsing right after it was built. Oh, the irony.
But wait, there’s more! Let’s not forget the Afghanistan withdrawal fiasco, leaving behind billions in military equipment for the Taliban. Or the skyrocketing inflation that’s making grocery shopping feel like a luxury excursion. And who can ignore the southern border crisis, where illegal crossings have reached record highs? Sure, give America away. It’s like watching a dystopian version of “Search for Tomorrow.”
Conservative Values: Standing the Test of Time
This ongoing saga of legal misadventures combined with strategic somersaults highlights why conservative values stand the test of time. We focus on common sense, respect for the law, and strategic thinking that doesn’t involve underestimating the electorate or the intricacies of legal statutes. While the Democrats are busy juggling while standing on roller skates, the Republicans are readying themselves for victory laps in these crucial swing states.
In the grand circus of American politics, it seems the Democrat Party has taken on the role of chief clown, with the Biden-Harris administration as the ringmaster of chaos. Meanwhile, conservative principles continue to be the steady foundation upon which real progress is built. As we watch the left’s house of cards tumble, it’s clear that the path forward lies in returning to the time-tested values of limited government, individual liberty, and fiscal responsibility.
So, as we gear up for the election day, remember: every vote counts, especially when it’s on the right ballot. And who knows? Maybe by then, Kamala Harris will have figured out how to define “culture” without sounding like she’s reading from a book of Mad Libs. Until then, keep your sense of humor handy – you’ll need it to make sense of the Democratic Party’s next brilliant strategy.
