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Biden’s Quiet Exit: What America’s Light Schedule in the White House Means

Biden’s Quiet Exit: What America’s Light Schedule in the White House Means

Biden’s Vanishing Act: Where’s Waldo Got Nothing on Joe! Folks, have you ever wondered if your next-door neighbor was in charge of the country? Well, it might feel like that lately with President Biden’s lighter-than-air schedule. Since he bowed out of the presidential race, it seems he’s become more elusive than Bigfoot. Biden’s public appearances […]

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Trump Leads Harris in Florida Showdown: A Mar-a-Lago Miracle or Sunshine State Showdown?

Florida Showdown: Trump vs. Harris in the Sunshine State Spectacle Well folks, grab your popcorn and maybe a beach chair, because Florida’s gonna be the hottest ticket in town! According to a fresh poll, our very own former President Trump holds a slender five-point lead over Vice President Kamala Harris in the latest skirmish for

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How Tim Walz Turned Mom-and-Pop Shops into Puddles: A Tale of Unjust Lockdowns and Coffee Crimes

How Tim Walz Turned Mom-and-Pop Shops into Puddles: A Tale of Unjust Lockdowns and Coffee Crimes

Walz’s Lockdown Lunacy: A Small Business Owner’s Nightmare Imagine having your life’s work flushed away faster than a political promise after Election Day. Meet Lisa Hanson, the former owner of a quaint wine and coffee bistro, who found herself in the slammer thanks to Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz’s blast-from-the-past, Soviet-style lockdown orders. Mr. Walz, now

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Another Democratic Convention in Chaos: Protesters and Biden's Gaffes

Another Democratic Convention in Chaos: Protesters and Biden’s Gaffes

The Democratic Circus: Chicago’s Latest Comedy Show Well, folks, the Democratic circus is rolling into Chicago next week, and boy, are they in for a wild ride! Pro-Palestinian demonstrators are itching to steal the show, but they’ve just hit a legal pothole. These eager beavers wanted a grander stage, but U.S. District Judge Andrea Wood

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Kamala's Sorority PAC: A Divine Comedy or Serious Business?

Kamala’s Sorority PAC: A Divine Comedy or Serious Business?

The Political Theater: Kamala’s Sorority Joins the Fundraising Frenzy Well, folks, buckle up! The ever-entertaining political circus has added a new act: Vice President Kamala Harris’ college sorority, Alpha Kappa Alpha (AKA), is jumping into the fundraising ring with their own PAC. It’s like watching a fraternity prank gone political, but with less beer and

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Ilhan Omar Braces as the ‘Squad’ Faces Choppy Waters in Midwest Primaries

The Squad’s Summer Struggles: A Comedy of Errors Buckle up, patriots! It’s been a wild ride for our favorite far-left firebrands, the so-called “Squad” of House Democrats. After taking some well-deserved lumps at the ballot box, they’re gearing up for one last hurrah in the Midwest and New England primaries. Let’s dive into this liberal

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Rocks and Cows? Minnesotans Crack Up at Walz's Policies and Harris Pick

Rocks and Cows? Minnesotans Crack Up at Walz’s Policies and Harris Pick

Walz’s Woes: Minnesota’s Farmers Roast Their Governor REDWOOD COUNTY, Minn. — In a tale as old as time, rural Minnesotans are none too happy with their dear ol’ Democrat Governor Tim Walz’s latest escapades! At the legendary ‘Farmfest,’ an agricultural hootenanny, locals shared their thoughts on their esteemed state leader. Turns out, after being picked

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