Editor’s Notes

Remember the days when every newscast predicted an apocalypse would follow President Trump’s election to office? Who doesn’t recall the frenzied shouts that he’d be putting political opponents six feet under or prosecuting every whistleblower in town? It seemed the world might just end, yet here we stand—apocalypseless with proof it wasn’t Trump but the […]

As we glide into the vibrant fall of 2024, it gives me immense pride to reflect on the resolute actions taken to safeguard the benefits of our brave veterans. The passage of H.R. 9468, the Veterans Benefits Continuity and Accountability Supplemental Appropriations Act of 2024, marks a pivotal victory for veterans’ rights and dignified treatment.

Ah, Vice President Kamala Harris’ recent Arizona escapade—what a magic show! If you lost track of how many times they mentioned “security,” don’t worry, you’re not alone. It seemed less about tackling problems and more about playing a political game of cards. Harris knows that immigration is a sore spot for the American people, and

As we kindly usher Kamala Harris closer to wrapping up her stint as Vice President, her promises of an “opportunity economy” seem as elusive as a leprechaun’s pot of gold. Now, don’t get me wrong, the vision of boosting economic empowerment, especially for communities continuously striving to rise, sounds as noble as a bald eagle

You know, Kamala Harris has done something that many politicians do—she’s changed her mind. She’s walked back on a bunch of things over the years, like fracking, Medicare for all, gun control and other key issues. And, hey, changing your stance isn’t always a bad thing. Politicians are human, after all, and humans evolve, especially

So, Kamala Harris sat down for an interview with MSNBC’s Stephanie Ruhle, and it was akin to watching someone try to do calculus while only knowing addition. She was highly unpresidential. In the world of politics, where smooth-talking and rehearsed lines reign supreme, Kamala Harris stumbled her way through an interview that was supposed to

Let’s jump back a bit and discuss that debate hosted by ABC—a spectacular blend of fireworks, facts, and the occasional editorial faceplant. Picture this: Former President Donald Trump, perched atop Trump Tower, addressing his base like some orange-haired colossus. He’s taking a scenic route through the land of media ethics known in Trump’s vocabulary as

You know, life in politics is kind of like trying to do a double backflip while juggling chainsaws. Now, imagine doing all that while wearing a designer dress on a runway that’s way too narrow for comfort. That, my friends, is Melania Trump’s world. A former First Lady who’s spent years under the glare of

Alright, America, pull up a chair and grab your favorite unpronounceable imported cerveza because we’re about to chat about our dear neighbors to the south—Mexico. Now, when it comes to U.S. elections, Mexico often feels like it’s the musically inclined sibling who only gets called to the stage for the encore. Shocking, right? Considering it’s

As the formidable Gulf stirs with another hurricane, I’ve found myself contemplating an epic parallel standard: this looming storm and the whirlwind called the 2024 Presidential Election. Now, these two are not your everyday occurrences. One’s got the power of Mother Nature, while the other’s fueled by political fervor and public sentiment. Both share qualities

In recent years, America’s been like that old lawnmower in your garage—stuck in the corner, covered in dust, and somehow still demanding attention. We’ve faced all sorts of problems, from health crises to political mudslinging that make Thanksgiving dinner debates look tame. But now, out of the fray, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has stepped up

As we ride into the sunset of the 2024 election season, it’s clear that the beat of the economic drum is leading the charge toward November. The rumble of rapid inflation and the infamous grocery bill have folks clutching their wallets a bit tighter these days. With only six weeks left before voters cast their

Just when you thought Washington couldn’t get any more circus-like, the illustrious U.S. House of Representatives delivered another performance highlighting its deep divisions as a potential government shutdown looms large in the nation’s capital. Speaker Mike Johnson rolled out a plan to keep Uncle Sam’s departments humming till March 28, 2025, but with a vote

Ah, Florida! The land of sunshine, year round golf, and… vigilant justice? It seems Florida is striking a pose as the bastion of justice in America. Governor Ron DeSantis is not one to sit idly by while misdeeds unfold, especially when it involves our beloved former President, Donald Trump. Yes, my friends, Florida is now

Each year, on September 17th, the United States celebrates Constitution Day, commemorating the signing of the U.S. Constitution in 1787. This day is an opportunity to reflect on the principles that have shaped American democracy and the enduring legacy of a document that established the framework for the nation’s government. While many nations have constitutions,

In the never-ending spectacle of political theater, sometimes loyalties change. Sometimes that change is monumental such as the endorsement of Donald Trump by Robert F. Kennedy Jr. And sometimes that change is just the ‘Poof!’ of a cap gun. The non-monumental former VP Dick Cheney is endorsing Kamala Harris. Poof- that one was a dud!

Democrats are running out of excuses faster than Joe Biden forgets his talking points. Yet here we are, discussing how Robert F. Kennedy Jr., a man who’s shown more backbone than the entire Democrat leadership combined, is still on the ballot in swing state Wisconsin. His exit from the presidential race and subsequent endorsement of

We are breaking from our usual satirical style for this report. This is no time for a joke. In an alarming incident, former President Donald Trump was the target of an attempted attack on Sunday afternoon while playing golf at Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach. This unsettling event raises significant questions about

As the presidential debate loomed on the horizon, one could hardly imagine the chaos unfolding just moments before Kamala Harris took the stage. Apparently, her communication team found it essential to prep her on the most pressing concern of the hour: Donald Trump’s latest point about Haitian migrants in Springfield, Ohio reportedly resorting to eating

The left’s been on a rampage, shaming and canceling conservatives for what feels like forever. They’ve turned social media into their personal playground. Ever try to appeal a ban that’s caused by a bogus liberal report? It’s like trying to solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded. You’ve got to wonder if Elon Musk knows what kind