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Florida Showdown: Trump vs. Harris in the Sunshine State Spectacle Well folks, grab your popcorn and maybe a beach chair, because Florida’s gonna be the hottest ticket in town! According to a fresh poll, our very own former President Trump holds a slender five-point lead over Vice President Kamala Harris in the latest skirmish for […]

Walz’s Lockdown Lunacy: A Small Business Owner’s Nightmare Imagine having your life’s work flushed away faster than a political promise after Election Day. Meet Lisa Hanson, the former owner of a quaint wine and coffee bistro, who found herself in the slammer thanks to Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz’s blast-from-the-past, Soviet-style lockdown orders. Mr. Walz, now

The Democratic Circus: Chicago’s Latest Comedy Show Well, folks, the Democratic circus is rolling into Chicago next week, and boy, are they in for a wild ride! Pro-Palestinian demonstrators are itching to steal the show, but they’ve just hit a legal pothole. These eager beavers wanted a grander stage, but U.S. District Judge Andrea Wood

Hold onto your MAGA hats, folks! The House race is sizzling hotter than a Fourth of July grill loaded with all-American beef! We’ve seen more drama than a daytime soap opera – speaker showdowns, debt ceiling theatrics, and “The Squad” shrinking faster than Biden’s approval ratings. But guess what? The Grand Old Party is set

The Political Theater: Kamala’s Sorority Joins the Fundraising Frenzy Well, folks, buckle up! The ever-entertaining political circus has added a new act: Vice President Kamala Harris’ college sorority, Alpha Kappa Alpha (AKA), is jumping into the fundraising ring with their own PAC. It’s like watching a fraternity prank gone political, but with less beer and

Hold onto your MAGA hats, folks! The dynamic duo of Donald Trump and Elon Musk just had a chat on X that was spicier than a ghost pepper! These two titans of conservatism swapped tales, roasted liberals, and probably consumed enough caffeine to power a small city. Let’s dive into this rollercoaster of right-wing revelations!

The Kennedy Saga: A Comedy of Errors Buckle up, conservatives! We’re about to dive into the latest episode of the Kennedy saga, and boy, is it a doozy! Our protagonist, the independent candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr., is giving us a masterclass in how not to run a campaign. It’s like watching a political sitcom,

Kamala vs. Trump: The X-Factor Showdown Well, folks, buckle up for another wild ride in the political rodeo! Vice President Kamala Harris’ campaign team is at it again, taking potshots at the one and only Donald Trump. Our favorite billionaire-turned-social-media-mogul, Elon Musk, hosted Trump for a chat on X Spaces (formerly Twitter, for those still

Folks, grab your popcorn because this one’s a real showstopper! Our beloved Governor Tim Walz, who’s now making headlines as Kamala Harris’s VP pick, has an interesting spin on military service. In the past, he’s claimed to be a high-ranking command sergeant major—isn’t that impressive? Only one little hiccup: he never quite finished the coursework

The Squad’s Summer Struggles: A Comedy of Errors Buckle up, patriots! It’s been a wild ride for our favorite far-left firebrands, the so-called “Squad” of House Democrats. After taking some well-deserved lumps at the ballot box, they’re gearing up for one last hurrah in the Midwest and New England primaries. Let’s dive into this liberal

Walz’s Woes: Minnesota’s Farmers Roast Their Governor REDWOOD COUNTY, Minn. — In a tale as old as time, rural Minnesotans are none too happy with their dear ol’ Democrat Governor Tim Walz’s latest escapades! At the legendary ‘Farmfest,’ an agricultural hootenanny, locals shared their thoughts on their esteemed state leader. Turns out, after being picked

Trump and Musk’s Epic Chat: A Conservative Comedy Gold Mine Well, folks, buckle up for a wild ride through the political circus! In a plot twist that would make even the most outrageous sitcom writers blush, former President Donald Trump recently had a heart-to-heart with tech maverick Elon Musk. Meanwhile, our illustrious VP Kamala Harris

Kamala Harris’ Border Blunders: A Comedy of Errors Oh, Kamala! Remember when our favorite accidental VP, Kamala Harris, promised to wave her magic political wand and close all those pesky privately-run immigration detention centers “on day one”? What a ride! We’ve got the resurfaced gem from her 2020 campaign—October 2019 to be precise—where an eager

The Biden-Trump Tango: A Tax Tip Tussle In a twist worthy of a soap opera, President Biden is getting behind a policy initially suggested by none other than former President Trump himself. The White House announced Monday that Biden plans to eliminate taxes on tipped wages, much to the surprise of, well, everyone. White House

CDC Email Scandal: Biden’s Bureaucrats Play Hide and Seek In a classic episode of government shenanigans, the Biden-Harris administration found itself in a pickle as a watchdog group flexed its muscles. Thanks to the tenacious crew over at America First Legal (AFL), the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) got caught red-handed. What were

The Border Comedy Hour: Biden’s Blame Game Bonanza Aww, folks, grab your popcorn! The White House is at it again, and let’s just say, the show is something you don’t want to miss. Apparently, President Biden claims he’s itchin’ to flood the southern border with Border Patrol agents. So, why isn’t it happening? Oh, you

Welcome to Walz Wonderland: Where Facts Are Optional and Voting Cards Are Magical Well, folks, buckle up because we’ve got ourselves a doozy today! Remember back in 2017 when Minnesota Governor Tim Walz was spinning quite the yarn? If you missed it, don’t worry; we’ve got all the juicy details right here! Picture this: The

Hold onto your hats, folks! The Trump campaign is at it again, this time pointing out the hilarious notion that there’s not a sliver of daylight between President Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris. Yep, they’re saying Kamala’s got her name all over everything from the border fiasco to sky-high prices, chaos in the streets,

Grab your popcorn, folks! The Democrats are at it again, pushing some downright nonsense about former President Trump’s running mate Sen. JD Vance, R-Ohio. You won’t believe the latest gossip they’re clinging to! Democrat Hypocrisy: The Couch Meme Saga “It undermines their constant nagging about Trump’s tall tales and gives Trump an opening to say

Trump vs. Harris: The Battle of the Crowds Well, folks, buckle up! We’ve stumbled into another hilarious episode of the Trump vs. Harris show, and boy, is it a knee-slapper! Our favorite former President, Donald Trump, just couldn’t resist poking fun at Vice President Kamala Harris on Truth Social. He’s claiming she had to resort