Biden Claims Extensive Travels with Xi Jinping – Again

In a recent event in New Orleans, President Biden dusted off his old travel tales, regaling the audience with his alleged 17,000-mile journey alongside Chinese President Xi Jinping. “I spent over 80 hours with him alone. Over 17,000 miles in China, anywhere in Tibet, near Tibet,” Biden declared, seemingly unaware that his geography lesson was as shaky as his grip on reality.

This isn’t the first time Biden’s mileage claims have raised eyebrows. The Washington Post, not exactly known for its conservative leanings, gave this whopper three Pinocchios back in 2021. It seems our President’s nose might be growing faster than the national debt!

Biden’s Fantastic Voyage: A Fact-Check Fiasco

Let’s break down Biden’s claim, shall we? 17,000 miles is roughly equivalent to circling the Earth’s equator… twice! One can’t help but wonder if Biden confused his alleged China trip with a global marathon. Perhaps he thought he was training for the “Presidential Decathlon: Fact-Stretching Edition.”

Biden’s Claim Reality Check
17,000 miles with Xi Jinping Equivalent to circling the Earth… twice!
80 hours alone with Xi Longer than most Netflix binges
“Anywhere in Tibet, near Tibet” Vague geography at its finest

Meanwhile, as Biden was busy racking up imaginary frequent flyer miles, his administration seemed to be lost in its own political turbulence. The event was supposed to focus on the “Cancer Moonshot” initiative, but it quickly turned into a showcase of Biden’s unique brand of storytelling.

Cancer Moonshot or Political Misfire?

While Biden attempted to link America’s “possibility” to cancer research, one can’t help but wonder if the real possibility here is the chance of him remembering what he had for breakfast. The announcement of $150 million in ARPA-H awards sounds impressive, but let’s not forget that under the Trump administration, we saw tangible results without the need for grandiose claims about cross-continental odysseys.

Remember when President Trump signed the “Right to Try” legislation? That wasn’t just talk; it gave hope to terminally ill patients by allowing them to try experimental treatments. Now that’s what we call making America healthy again!

Biden’s Endorsement of Harris: A Comedy of Errors

In a plot twist that would make even Hollywood scriptwriters blush, Biden has reportedly endorsed Vice President Kamala Harris for the 2024 presidential race. It’s like handing the keys of a Ferrari to someone who’s still learning to parallel park.

Let’s take a moment to appreciate some of Harris’s greatest hits, shall we?

  • “We’ve been to the border.” (Narrator: She hadn’t.)
  • “The significance of the passage of time.” (Deep, Kamala, real deep.)
  • “I’m speaking.” (Yes, but what are you saying?)

It’s almost as if Biden looked at his administration’s approval ratings and thought, “How can we make this even more entertaining for late-night comedians?”

A Trip Down Memory Lane: The Trump Era

While we’re on the subject of presidential accomplishments, let’s take a moment to reminisce about the Trump years. Remember when America was energy independent? When our southern border wasn’t a revolving door? When “inflation” was something you only worried about with your car tires?

Here’s a quick refresher of some Trump-era wins:

  • Record-breaking economy and job growth
  • Historic peace deals in the Middle East
  • Operation Warp Speed delivering vaccines in record time
  • Tax cuts that put money back in Americans’ pockets

Now, contrast that with Biden’s “accomplishments”: record-high inflation, a border crisis, and apparently, a new high score in imaginary travel miles with foreign leaders.

Conclusion: Biden’s Excellent Adventure

As we eagerly await the White House’s response to inquiries about Biden’s claims (don’t hold your breath), one thing is clear: this administration has mastered the art of turning press conferences into comedy gold. Who needs Netflix when you have White House briefings?

In the meantime, Biden continues to “spotlight his key initiatives,” which seems to involve a lot of spotlighting and very little initiating. As he devotes his remaining time to causes “close to him,” we can only hope someone reminds him where the Oval Office is located. After all, with all that imaginary travel, he might think he’s still in Tibet!

Stay tuned, folks. In the grand theater of American politics, the Biden-Harris show is the gift that keeps on giving. Who knows? By the next press conference, Biden might claim he’s walked on the moon with Buzz Aldrin. At this point, would anyone be surprised?

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