In the never-ending spectacle of political theater, sometimes loyalties change. Sometimes that change is monumental such as the endorsement of Donald Trump by Robert F. Kennedy Jr. And sometimes that change is just the ‘Poof!’ of a cap gun. The non-monumental former VP Dick Cheney is endorsing Kamala Harris. Poof- that one was a dud! Let’s be real here: an endorsement from Cheney for Harris carries about as much weight as a snowflake in June. Why? Let’s unpack this political comedy sketch.
Disconnected and Outdated
Once a titan of the GOP, Cheney’s influence is now about as relevant as a VHS rental store. The modern Republican Party, energized by Donald Trump’s leadership, has moved on from Cheney’s old-school neoconservative playbook. Cheney’s nod to Harris has been met with more eye-rolls than applause. Today’s Republicans are all about American jobs and secure borders, a far cry from Cheney’s Middle East adventures.
Endorsement Circus
Let’s face it—political endorsements these days are like trying to pay for your groceries with Monopoly money. When they cross party lines, they can be as impactful as a feather duster in a tornado. Remember all the criticism of Cheney by the left back in the day? Cheney might excite the handful of ‘Never Trumpers’ remaining, but they’ve probably already jumped ship to the Stein camp anyway.
Approval Rating Rollercoaster
Kamala Harris
39%
Dick Cheney (2009)
13%
Data sources: YouGov (Harris, 2023), Gallup (Cheney, 2009)
Biden-Harris Administration Follies
The idea that Cheney’s support could boost Harris’ approval ratings is like thinking a band-aid can fix the Titanic. Harris’ track record of ‘unifying’ the nation (by alienating half of it) and her border crisis mismanagement speak volumes. A Cheney endorsement? That’s like trying to extinguish a forest fire with a blow torch.
The Biden-Harris Administration keeps serving up policy blunders like they’re running a comedy club. Remember their brilliant plan to release Guantanamo detainees? They only hit the brakes because it might look bad. Oh, and let’s not forget the time they let Cuban officials stroll through secure TSA areas like it was a mall tour. With decision-making skills like these, who needs satirists?
Remembering Greater Leadership
Now, let’s take a moment to appreciate the previous administration’s greatest hits. The USMCA trade deal? That wasn’t just a win; it was an economic home run for American workers. And when it came to dealing with China, the Trump Administration didn’t just talk tough—they walked the walk, showing the world what real foreign policy leadership looks like.
The Cheney-Harris Alliance: A Political Punchline
Picture this: Cheney, the architect of some questionable foreign policy decisions, potentially backing Harris, who can’t seem to find the southern border with a GPS. It’s like a stand-up routine writing itself. This alliance underscores how today’s political landscape values theatrics over substance. It’s as if we’re living in a sitcom where the laugh track is stuck on repeat.
But wait, there’s more! Let’s not forget Harris’ other ‘accomplishments’. Remember her groundbreaking solution to the border crisis? “Do not come,” she said. Genius! It’s right up there with telling fish not to swim. And her handling of the space program? She’s got kids acting more excited about space than a dentist appointment. At this rate, she’ll have NASA exploring the final frontier of boredom.
Democrat Fumbles: A Greatest Hits Collection
The Democrats’ recent track record reads like a ‘How Not to Govern’ guidebook. Take the Afghanistan withdrawal—it was so smooth, it made a roller coaster look like a leisurely drive. Or how about their inflation strategy? Apparently, printing money faster than a counterfeiter on caffeine is their idea of economic brilliance.
And let’s not overlook their energy policy. They’re so committed to green energy, they’re willing to make America dependent on foreign oil again. It’s like they’re playing geopolitical Jenga, and we’re all just waiting for the tower to collapse.
The Republican Vision: More Than Just Opposition
While the Democrats fumble, stumble, and occasionally face-plant, Republicans are charting a course for American prosperity. It’s not just about opposing bad policies; it’s about proposing better ones. From championing school choice to advocating for energy independence, the GOP is focused on solutions that work for everyday Americans.
Take the issue of crime. While some Democrat-run cities still experiment with defunding the police (spoiler alert: it doesn’t work), Republicans are standing firm with law enforcement and victims’ rights. It’s almost as if they believe in law and order. Shocking, right?
Conclusion: Beyond the Endorsement Sideshow
In the grand circus of American politics, Cheney endorsing Harris is just another sideshow act. It might get a few column inches and some chuckles, but it won’t change the fundamental issues facing our nation.
For conservatives, the path forward is clear. It’s not about chasing headlines or scoring points in the Twitter-X-sphere. It’s about standing firm on principles, advocating for policies that work, and remembering that good governance isn’t a punchline—it’s a commitment.
So let Cheney and Harris have their moment in the spotlight if they want it. The real story isn’t in this political odd couple or the endorsement game. It’s in the ongoing fight for American values, prosperity, and leadership on the world stage. And in that fight, conservatives know which side they’re on—the side of a stronger, more prosperous America.
