Buckle up, folks! Republican Texas Senator Ted Cruz just dropped a bombshell that’ll make your head spin. Apparently, Vice President Kamala Harris is in cahoots with Mexico’s President, cooking up a scheme to flood the U.S. with undocumented immigrants. Why, you ask? Oh, just a little plot to tilt America’s political scales leftward. No big deal, right?
Cruz didn’t hold back on a recent podcast. He accused Harris and most congressional Democrats of not just welcoming more undocumented immigration, but actively stoking what he dramatically dubbed an ‘invasion’ at the southern border. Because who needs to tackle domestic issues when you can reshape the political landscape with a fresh voting bloc?
This whirlwind of accusations follows the Mexican government’s announcement about providing bus rides from southern Mexico to the U.S. border for non-Mexican citizens granted U.S. asylum. Worried about that long trek through Mexico? Fear not! Cities like Villahermosa and Tapachula are now VIP departure points to America’s doorstep. One can only wonder if they’ll serve complimentary pretzels on these buses.
The Great Conspiracy Theory
Now, here’s where it gets juicy. The U.S. recently expanded the use of the CBP One app to southern Mexico. Cruz and his co-host, Ben Ferguson, smell something fishy. They suggest this isn’t just a coincidence, but a well-oiled scheme between the U.S. and Mexican governments. Talk about international teamwork, Kamala-style!
Cruz’s Prediction Meter
| Current Estimate | Cruz’s Prediction |
|---|---|
| 11 million | 20-40 million |
| Projected outcome: Permanent Democratic majority | |
But wait, there’s more! Cruz isn’t stopping at 11 million undocumented immigrants. Oh no, he’s thinking big – try 20, 30, or even 40 million! The endgame? A permanent Democratic majority. Ferguson chimed in, questioning the logistics behind these escorted bus rides, hinting at some serious behind-the-scenes coordination. Nothing like the aroma of a far-fetched conspiracy theory to start your day!
The Sound of Silence
It’s worth noting that Cruz and Ferguson’s claims stem from various media reports. But don’t hold your breath for an official peep from Kamala’s office. Their silence speaks volumes, doesn’t it? Meanwhile, border security folks are pulling their hair out over costs and impacts, wondering how long they can keep the fort while the Biden-Harris Administration fumbles the ball.
And let’s not forget Kamala’s comedy gold: “Do not come.” She might need to dust off that gem for her next press briefing. Though let’s be real, this whole situation is like watching an endless loop of cringe-worthy moments.
The Trump Era Nostalgia
Remember the good old days under the Trump administration? They took some real steps towards border security. From putting an end to the risky ‘Catch-and-Release’ practice to striking historic asylum agreements with Central American countries, Trump really laid down the law.
In the end, with the Biden-Harris show running the show, the southern border looks set to remain as porous as a kitchen sponge. God bless America, indeed!
