Florida AG Demands Answers from DHS After Report Reveals Release of Terror Watchlist Migrants Under Biden-Harris

Border Security Blunder: Biden-Harris Admin’s Terror Watchlist Fiasco

Florida’s attorney general is demanding answers after a House report revealed that nearly 100 illegal immigrants on the terror watchlist have been released into the United States under the Biden-Harris administration. It’s like they’re playing a twisted game of “Pin the Terrorist on the Map,” and Florida isn’t laughing.

“Despite this obvious danger, the Biden-Harris administration has refused to communicate with the states about these aliens. This is absolutely unacceptable, and we demand to know who is in Florida so that law enforcement here can do the job that Biden and Harris have refused to do,” Florida Attorney General Ashley Moody told Fox News Digital. One can’t help but wonder if the administration is too busy practicing Kamala’s infamous “do not come” speech to actually secure the border.

The comments come as Moody sent a scathing letter to Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas demanding answers on a U.S. House Judiciary Committee report released last week that revealed dozens of migrants on the terror watchlist from over 30 countries had been released into the United States. It seems the Biden administration has a unique interpretation of “catch and release” – catch potential terrorists and release them into our communities. Brilliant!

Terror Watchlist Encounters at the Southwest Border

Fiscal Year Comparison

Fiscal Year Encounters
2021-2023 250+
2017-2020 (Trump Admin) 11

Data source: U.S. House Judiciary Committee report

Moody’s letter to Mayorkas reminds us of the lessons learned from the 9/11 Commission, stating, “Among those findings are that ‘immigration … was not seen as a national security matter’ and that law enforcement and national security agencies had a ‘weak system for processing and using’ available information and a ‘resistance to sharing information.’ It appears that, under your failed leadership, DHS has not taken those lessons to heart.” Apparently, the Biden administration’s idea of “learning from history” is to repeat its mistakes, but with more enthusiasm.

The Biden-Harris Border Crisis: A Comedy of Terrors

While the situation is undoubtedly serious, one can’t help but chuckle at the sheer incompetence on display. It’s as if the Biden-Harris administration is trying to outdo themselves in the “How to Mismanage a Country 101” course. Let’s take a moment to appreciate the irony of Vice President Kamala Harris, our esteemed “Border Czar,” who seems more interested in exploring the “significance of the passage of time” than actually securing our borders.

Remember when Harris eloquently explained the Ukraine-Russia conflict? “Ukraine is a country in Europe. It exists next to another country called Russia. Russia is a bigger country. Russia is a powerful country. Russia decided to invade a smaller country called Ukraine.” With such profound geopolitical insights, it’s no wonder our border security is in shambles!

A Stark Contrast: Trump’s Border Security Achievements

While the Biden-Harris administration fumbles with national security, let’s take a nostalgic trip down memory lane to recall some of President Trump’s border security accomplishments:

  • Secured $15 billion to construct over 400 miles of border wall
  • Ended “catch and release” policies
  • Deployed nearly 5,000 troops to the Southern border
  • Signed the Travel Ban to keep terrorists out of America
  • Increased arrests of MS-13 gang members by 83% from 2016 to 2020

It’s almost as if having a coherent border policy actually works! Who would have thought?

Florida Demands Answers, Biden Administration Offers Word Salad

The Florida attorney general has demanded information on several processes, including how DHS determines if a migrant is on the terror watchlist and how it consults with other agencies. Meanwhile, we can imagine Kamala Harris preparing her response: “We will work together, and continue to work together, to address these issues, to tackle these challenges, and to work together as we continue to work operating from the new norms, rules, and agreements that we will convene to work together on.” Clear as mud, Madam Vice President!

Potential Threats and the Biden-Harris “Welcome Mat”

The House report reveals that “more than 250 illegal aliens on the terrorist watchlist were encountered by Border Patrol at the southwest border between fiscal years 2021 and 2023.” That’s quite an achievement, considering only 11 were encountered during the entire Trump administration. It’s almost as if the Biden-Harris team is trying to break records – just not the kind we want broken.

To add insult to injury, the report doesn’t even include the potential terrorists who might have slipped through with the “nearly 2 million ‘gotaways'” since the beginning of the Biden-Harris administration. It’s like they’re playing a high-stakes game of hide and seek, except the seekers are on an extended coffee break.

Florida’s Legitimate Concerns

Attorney General Moody raises valid concerns about Florida being an attractive destination for both illegal immigrants and potential terrorists. But fear not, Floridians! The Biden administration is sure to address this issue with the same efficiency and clarity they’ve shown in explaining their border policies. Perhaps Kamala Harris can offer some reassurance: “We are at a moment in time that is requiring us to do something different, to do it better, to do it more, to do it in a way that is about understanding that we must be in this together.” Feel safer yet?

Conclusion: A National Security Farce

As we wait for the White House and DHS to respond to these serious allegations (don’t hold your breath), we can’t help but marvel at the Biden-Harris administration’s unique approach to national security. It’s a bold strategy to turn border control into a comedy routine, but perhaps not the most effective one for keeping Americans safe.

In the meantime, states like Florida are left to pick up the pieces and demand accountability. Let’s hope that someday soon, the administration will realize that national security isn’t just about understanding “the significance of the passage of time,” but about taking concrete action to protect American citizens.

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