RFK Jr.'s Residence Fiasco: How California and New York Got Conned by a Kennedy!

The Kennedy Saga: A Comedy of Errors

Buckle up, conservatives! We’re about to dive into the latest episode of the Kennedy saga, and boy, is it a doozy! Our protagonist, the independent candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr., is giving us a masterclass in how not to run a campaign. It’s like watching a political sitcom, only funnier!

New York Justice Christina L. Ryba just schooled RFK Jr. on what a “true-blue” residence means. Spoiler alert: it’s not a rented bedroom you’ve barely set foot in. Who knew, right? Apparently, not Kennedy!

The Great Residence Sham of 2024

On Monday, Judge Ryba dropped the hammer on RFK Jr.’s claim that he lives at a friend’s house in Westchester County. Turns out, 84 Croton Lake Road isn’t Kennedy’s cozy abode but a glorified mailbox for his nomination petitions. Meanwhile, he’s soaking up the California sun!

This isn’t just a slap on the wrist, folks. The judge wrote, “Using a friend’s address for political and voting purposes, while barely stepping foot on the premises, does not equate to residency under the Election Law.” Ouch! If this ruling sticks, Kennedy might find himself booted from ballots faster than a Democrat can say “tax increase”!

Kennedy’s Defense: It’s All a Vast Democratic Conspiracy!

Our wannabe politician isn’t taking this lying down. He’s crying foul, claiming it’s all a Democrat-aligned PAC’s doing. In his words: “The Democrats are showing contempt for democracy.” Well, Bobby, when you’re right, you’re right! But maybe this time, it’s not just the Dems showing contempt for something…

RFK Jr.’s Residence Roulette

Claimed Residence	Reality Check
84 Croton Lake Road, NY	Glorified mailbox
Tiny bedroom at friend’s house	“Highly improbable, if not preposterous” – Judge Ryba
Actual residence	Sunny California

The Landlady and the Mysterious Lease

Let’s not forget Barbara Moss, the landlady who’s apparently renting a room to Kennedy. She claims she’s getting $500 a month, but here’s the kicker – there’s no written lease! And those payments? They magically started after the New York Post had a good laugh at Kennedy’s residency claim. Talk about convenient timing!

Judge Ryba isn’t buying it. She wrote that it’s “highly improbable, if not preposterous” for Kennedy to squeeze his wife, family, and pets into that tiny bedroom. It’s like watching a clown car act, but with less entertainment value and more legal consequences!

Kennedy’s Determination: Tilting at Windmills?

Despite this setback, Kennedy claims he’s got the signatures to be on the ballot in all 50 states. In a chat with Neil Cavuto, he dismissed the ruling faster than Biden forgets his talking points. Kennedy declared, “They aren’t confident they can win at the ballot box, so they are trying to stop voters from having a choice. We will appeal and we will win!”

With a whopping 5% polling in seven swing states (according to an Ipsos survey), Kennedy isn’t exactly setting the political world on fire. But hey, at least he’s polling better than Kamala Harris’s coherence in her infamous word salads!

The Democrat Hypocrisy Show

While the Democrats are busy trying to boot Kennedy off the ballot, let’s remember their constant cries about “voter suppression” when Republicans try to ensure election integrity. It seems their dedication to “democracy” only applies when it benefits them. Shocking, we know!

This whole debacle reminds us of the stark contrast between Kennedy’s fumbling campaign and the achievements of the Trump administration. While Kennedy can’t even get his address right, let’s recall some of Trump’s accomplishments:

Massive tax cuts for working families
Record-low unemployment rates
Securing the border and reforming immigration policies
Achieving energy independence

Now, compare that to the Biden-Harris comedy hour. While Kennedy struggles with residency, Biden struggles to find his way off stage, and Harris… well, she’s busy explaining water is wet and the sky is blue in her signature rambling style.

Biden’s Blunders: A Comedy of Errors

Speaking of the current administration, let’s not forget the string of foreign policy disasters under Biden’s watch. From the catastrophic withdrawal from Afghanistan to emboldening adversaries like China and Russia, it’s been one facepalm moment after another.

And while we’re poking fun at residency issues, has anyone checked if Biden remembers he lives in the White House? With his frequent vacation days and apparent confusion, it’s hard to tell!

The Kennedy Comedy Continues

As this political farce unfolds, we can’t help but be reminded of other independent runs like Ross Perot in ’92 or Teddy Roosevelt in 1912. But at least they knew where they lived!

So, grab your popcorn, fellow conservatives. Whether Kennedy finds a place to hang his hat that doesn’t land him in legal hot water or continues this comedic tour de force, one thing’s for sure – this show is far from over. And in the grand scheme of things, it’s just another example of why we need strong, competent leadership like we had under Trump, not these political amateur hours.

Stay tuned, folks. In the world of leftist politics, the joke writes itself!