Trump Claims Kamala Used CGI Crowds – Hilarious or Spot On?

Trump vs. Harris: The Battle of the Crowds

Well, folks, buckle up! We’ve stumbled into another hilarious episode of the Trump vs. Harris show, and boy, is it a knee-slapper! Our favorite former President, Donald Trump, just couldn’t resist poking fun at Vice President Kamala Harris on Truth Social. He’s claiming she had to resort to some Hollywood hocus-pocus and ‘A.I. wizardry’ to drum up a crowd after touching down in Detroit. You really can’t make this stuff up, folks!

Our beloved “Commander-in-Cheese” (as the left likes to call him) quipped, “Has anyone noticed that Kamala CHEATED at the airport? There was nobody at the plane, and she ‘A.I.’d’ it, and showed a massive ‘crowd’ of so-called followers, BUT THEY DIDN’T EXIST!” Oh, snap! Looks like someone’s been watching too many sci-fi flicks! But hey, when you’re struggling to fill a high school gymnasium, I guess you gotta get creative, right?

The Great Crowd Confusion

Now, hold your horses! The internet’s buzzing with images and videos showcasing what appears to be a sea of 15,000 eager faces greeting Harris and her new bestie, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz. But let’s be real – how many of those faces do you think were actual living, breathing Democrats? My money’s on a bunch of cardboard cutouts and maybe a few paid actors. After all, we’ve seen how well Biden’s rallies go!

And wouldn’t you know it, the Harris campaign just couldn’t resist taking a swing at our man Trump. They shared a snapshot of their so-called “crowd” with the snarky caption, ‘An actual photo of a 15,000-person crowd for Harris-Walz in Michigan.’ Then they had the gall to mock: ‘Funny, Trump has been MIA in swing states for a week… Running out of Red Bull, Mr. Former Prez?’ Oh, please! As if Trump needs energy drinks when he’s fueled by pure American patriotism!

Trump’s Real Accomplishments vs. Harris’s Word Salads

While the left is busy playing make-believe with their crowds, let’s take a moment to remember some of Trump’s actual, tangible accomplishments during his presidency:

Achieved energy independence for the first time in 67 years
Created 7 million new jobs and achieved the lowest-ever unemployment for African Americans, Hispanic Americans, and Asian Americans
Signed historic criminal justice reform, giving a second chance to many non-violent offenders
Brokered peace deals in the Middle East that Biden’s administration is now fumbling

Meanwhile, what’s Kamala Harris been up to? Oh, that’s right, serving up word salads that would make even the most pretentious restaurant chef blush. Remember gems like, “We must together, work together, to see where we are, where we are headed, where we are going and our vision for where we should be, but also see it as a moment to, yes, together, address the challenges and to work on the opportunities that are presented by this moment.” Whew! I need a nap after that one!

The Biden-Harris Comedy Hour

While we’re on the subject of the current administration’s… let’s call them “quirks,” shall we? It’s hard to keep track of all the Biden-Harris fumbles, but here are a few greatest hits:

Biden-Harris Blunder	Conservative Chuckle
Border Crisis	They turned “border security” into “border suggestion”
Inflation Surge	Making groceries the new luxury items
Foreign Policy Mishaps	Turning “America First” into “America… where?”

The Art of Silence

Now, you might be wondering why Trump’s camp has been quiet about this whole crowd kerfuffle. Well, folks, that’s because they’re busy with more important matters – like demanding documents from top Biden officials. You know, actual governance stuff. While the Democrats are playing dress-up with their imaginary friends, Trump and his team are working hard to keep the Biden administration accountable. Talk about multitasking!

The Never-Ending Political Circus

One thing’s for certain: this political circus we call American democracy never fails to entertain. It’s like a reality TV show where the stakes are just a tad higher than who gets the final rose. As we eagerly await the next episode in this thrilling saga, remember to keep your wits about you and your sense of humor intact.

So, my fellow patriots, stay tuned, grab your popcorn (and maybe a fact-checker), and keep those eyes peeled to the skies. You never know when the next CGI crowd might appear, or when Kamala might accidentally say something that makes sense. But don’t hold your breath on that last one – we don’t want any medical emergencies!