JD Vance Schools Democrats on Family Values and Immigration: Where's Walz?

Well folks, it’s another Sunday, and guess who’s making waves? None other than Sen. JD Vance, the guy who’s not afraid to ruffle some liberal feathers! While the Dems are counting their chickens before they hatch, Vance is out there on ABC, CBS, and CNN, making sure we know what’s up. And where was Gov. Tim Walz? Nowhere to be found! Probably out there trying to find new ways to hide from the media.

Vance’s Media Blitz: Telling It Like It Is

Vance, in a lengthy chat with ABC’s Jonathan Karl, laid out some grand plans for deportations and gave a solid defense of his family voting idea. And what’s Kamala Harris doing? Oh, just another day of taking his words and twisting them like a pretzel! Vance even humorously called his statement on giving parents extra votes a “thought experiment.” Imagine that: Democrats attacking an idea that wasn’t even a policy!

Speaking of votes, can someone remind Kamala that it’s the grown-ups who’re supposed to be in charge? Vance’s idea, satire or not, makes way more sense than letting 16-year-olds decide on tax policies while they’re still figuring out if cereal is a breakfast or a dinner food.

Tough on Crime: Vance’s Deportation Strategy

Then there’s the hot topic of mass deportations. Vance backed Trump’s plan to get rid of the troublemakers first. “Start small, hit the lawbreakers hard!” He pointed out that cracking down on illegal hiring would boost American wages. “Let’s be clear,” he said, “we start with 1 million before worrying about the 20 million.” That’s a no-nonsense approach if I’ve ever heard one! How about that for some practical thinking?

Vance’s Deportation Plan	Democrat’s Approach
Start with lawbreakers	Open borders chaos
Boost American wages	Suppress wages with cheap labor
Practical, step-by-step approach	No clear plan

Vance didn’t shy away from calling out Kamala for her failures. Seriously, Kamala, care to take some notes? She’s too busy trying to figure out how to give an interview without turning into a meme!

Trump’s Take on VP Picks: It’s All About the Top Dog

Over on CBS’ “Face the Nation,” Vance agreed with Trump about vice presidential picks being, well, not so important. “People care about the big cheese at the top, not the sidekick,” he smirked. Who’s gonna argue with that? Clearly, we’re more interested in who leads than who stands silently behind nodding at everything.

On CNN, Vance faced Jake Tapper’s usual grilling. He might as well have brought his BBQ sauce because he handled it like a seasoned pro! Meanwhile, Walz was MIA on all channels. Guess silence is golden—unless you’re trying to run a transparent campaign!

Kamala’s Vanishing Act: Where’s the VP?

Harris hasn’t held a real Q&A session in weeks. She promises one “before the end of the month.” Well, let’s wait and see if that happens or if she’ll pull a Houdini on us again!

So folks, rest assured, JD Vance is out there with a megaphone while the Democrats are busy with their disappearing acts. At least we know who’s got the backbone to stand up and talk straight to the American people.

Democrat Failures: A Comedy of Errors

While JD Vance is out there speaking truth to power, let’s take a moment to appreciate the comedic gold that is the current Democratic administration. Remember when Biden promised to “build back better”? Well, it looks like they’re building back blunder after blunder!

Take the border crisis, for instance. Under Trump, we had a wall going up faster than you could say “Make America Great Again.” Now? We’ve got more holes in our border than Swiss cheese. It’s like they’re rolling out the red carpet for anyone who fancies a stroll into the USA!

And let’s not forget the economic “genius” of the Biden-Harris duo. Inflation’s so high, you need a telescope to see the prices! Remember when Trump had our economy purring like a well-oiled machine? Now it’s coughing and spluttering like an old jalopy.

Trump’s Triumphs: A Walk Down Memory Lane

Speaking of the good old days, let’s reminisce about some of Trump’s greatest hits. While the Dems are busy trying to figure out which pronoun to use, Trump was busy getting things done:

He created 7 million new jobs in just three years. That’s not just talking the talk; that’s walking the walk!
Middle-class family income increased nearly $6,000 – more than five times the gains during the entire previous administration.
He achieved the lowest unemployment rates for African Americans, Hispanic Americans, Asian Americans, Native Americans, veterans, individuals with disabilities, and those without a high school diploma.
He signed the biggest package of tax cuts and reforms in history. After tax cuts, over $1 trillion poured back into the U.S. from overseas.

Now that’s what I call a presidency! While Biden’s stumbling over his words, Trump was stumbling over all the jobs he was creating!

Kamala’s Greatest Hits: A Symphony of Slip-ups

And let’s not forget our illustrious VP, Kamala Harris. She’s not just breaking barriers; she’s breaking records for the most cringe-worthy moments in political history. Remember her profound wisdom on the passage of time? “There is great significance to the passage of time…and there is such great significance to the passage of time.” Deep stuff, Kamala. Real deep.

Or how about her insightful commentary on rural America? Apparently, rural citizens can’t photocopy their IDs. Who knew? It’s almost as if she thinks everyone outside the big cities is living in the Stone Age. Talk about out of touch!

And let’s not forget her stellar handling of the border crisis. When asked if she’d visited the border yet, her response was a classic: “And I haven’t been to Europe. And I mean, I don’t understand the point that you’re making.” Well, Kamala, the point is that Europe isn’t facing a massive illegal immigration crisis. But hey, details, right?

Wrapping It Up: The Choice is Clear

So there you have it, folks. On one side, we’ve got JD Vance and the Republicans, speaking truth to power, offering real solutions, and carrying on the legacy of Trump’s success. On the other, we’ve got the Democrats, with Biden fumbling through speeches and Kamala Harris redefining what it means to be unprepared for high office.

The choice couldn’t be clearer. Do we want leaders who can string a sentence together without a teleprompter? Or do we want… whatever it is the Democrats are offering these days?

Remember, folks, laughter is the best medicine. And with the current state of the Democratic party, we’re in for a healthy dose of it. Just make sure you’re laughing all the way to the voting booth!