Kamala Harris Tries to Steal Trump’s Genius No-Tip-Tax Idea. Hilarity Ensues.

Political Cosplay: Kamala Harris Channels Her Inner Trump

Well, folks, get ready for a wild political ride! Vice President Kamala Harris is now channeling her inner Trump—talk about cosplay! She’s borrowed (okay, let’s just say it: stolen) Trump’s no-tax-on-tips plan like it’s the last slice of apple pie at a family picnic.

At a bustling rally at the University of Nevada in Las Vegas, Harris declared her love for “working families of Americans.” You know, the same way I love Brussels sprouts. “When I was attorney general of California, we worked together to crack down on wage theft,” she confidently said, trying to sprinkle some historical flavor into the mix. “As a senator, we fought together for paid family leave and medical leave.” Oh, how sweet.

Trump vs. Harris: The Battle of the Tip Tax

Meanwhile, across town, the rideshare drivers in Las Vegas were singing praise about Trump’s “awesome” no-tax-on-tips plan. Could it be they actually see the genius in not taxing the hard-earned gratuities of service workers? Harris’s rally almost needed background music. Maybe something like “Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better.”

Trump’s Plan	Harris’s “Borrowed” Plan
Original no-tax-on-tips proposal	Copycat no-tax-on-tips proposal
Announced in June	Announced later, suspiciously similar
Enthusiastic support from service workers	Tepid response, raised eyebrows

And let’s not forget that Harris had the backing of the Culinary Workers Union Local 226, promising a crowd of Sin City’s finest that she’d “eliminate taxes on tips.” What’s next? Rideshare fees? Oh, the suspense is killing us.

Harris’s Political Karaoke Night

Harris also reminded her audience of an earlier “historic contract win” in Vegas, promising if she reaches the Oval Office, we’ll all be singing “Fight For Working Families.” Yep, just like a winning karaoke night. Included in this victorious sing-along were promises to raise the minimum wage and, of course, the cherry-on-top no-tax-on-tips.

“Kamala Harris, whose ‘Honeymoon’ period is practically over and is starting to get hammered in the Polls, just ripped off my NO TAXES ON TIPS Policy. The difference is, she won’t do it – she only wants to use it for her Political Purposes! This was a TRUMP idea – She has no ideas, just steals from me. Remember, Kamala has proposed the LARGEST TAX INCREASE IN HISTORY – It won’t happen. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!”

— Donald Trump on Truth Social

Trump’s comments pack a punch, as usual. Can’t deny the man’s got the flair for the dramatic. Harris’s policy introduction couldn’t have come at a worse time for her—and better for a good laugh—as it closely followed Trump’s own pledge in June to cut the tax on tips, during his visit to, you guessed it, Las Vegas.

Trump’s Original Promise: More Than Just Talk

Trump’s original promise had the excitement levels at full throttle: “For those hotel workers and people that get tips, you’re going to be very happy because, when I’m in office, we are going to scrap taxes on tips. … You guys do an amazing job at service, you take care of everyone, and now you will be rewarded.”

Kamala’s Famous Word Salads: A Culinary Disaster

While we’re on the topic of Kamala Harris’s political performances, let’s not forget her infamous “word salads” that leave audiences more confused than a vegan at a barbecue contest. Remember the gem about the “significance of the passage of time”? Or how about her profound insights on Jamaica: “For Jamaica, one of the issues that has been presented as an issue that is economic in the way its impact has been the pandemic”? It’s like she’s playing Mad Libs with policy speeches!

Trump’s Real Accomplishments vs. Harris’s Pipe Dreams

While Harris is busy copying homework, let’s remind ourselves of some of Trump’s actual accomplishments during his administration:

Achieved energy independence for the first time in 67 years
Created more than 7 million jobs and achieved the lowest unemployment rates for African Americans, Hispanic Americans, and Asian Americans
Signed the biggest package of tax cuts and reforms in history
Confirmed a record number of federal judges and Supreme Court Justices

Meanwhile, what has the Biden-Harris administration given us? Record-high inflation, an open border crisis, and foreign policy blunders that make amateur hour look professional. It’s like watching a sitcom, except the jokes aren’t funny and we’re all paying for it.

The Grand Finale: Trump vs. Harris

So there you have it, folks. The political stage is set, the stars are in place, and the applause sign is blinking. Who wore it better: Trump or Harris? Grab your popcorn, because this is sure to be a show. Trump isn’t sharing the spotlight anytime soon, and Harris, bless her heart, is trying hard to catch up. Ain’t politics grand? Stay tuned for more episodes of “Kamala Copies Trump” – same Dem time, same Dem channel!