Biden MIA, Bush Booted, and Harris Hilarity: The Latest Shenanigans from the 2024 Campaign Trail!

Welcome to the 2024 Campaign Trail

Welcome, patriots, to the latest edition of your favorite political sideshow – the 2024 campaign trail! Let me tell ya, it’s like a comedy of errors over here.

First up, our fearless leader, Joe Biden, seems to have taken a page out of Bigfoot’s playbook. Rumor has it, he’s been spotted even less than a blockbuster movie in the White House. No public events on his schedule again. Guess he’s too busy binge-watching old Matlock episodes!

Meanwhile, over in the land of unicorns and rainbows, ‘Squad’ member Cori Bush just got the boot in her Democratic primary. It’s like watching a reality TV show where the most colorful character gets voted off the island.

Not to be outdone, Pennsylvania Governor Shapiro got snubbed for the VP spot, causing social media to implode with theories. Was it to appease the anti-Israel wing of the Dems? Whatever the reason, it’s spicier than a Texas BBQ.

Political Ad Wars

And then, the pièce de résistance, Senator Rick Scott from Florida is out with a new ad targeting our very own Madame Vice President, Kamala Harris. In the ad titled ‘She Did That,’ he ties her to every issue under the sun, including inflation, border woes, and even ‘death to America’ protests. Talk about a punch to the political gut!

Political Figure	Recent Activity
Joe Biden	No public events, staying out of sight
Cori Bush	Lost Democratic primary, warned pro-Israel group
Rick Scott	Released ad targeting Kamala Harris
Kamala Harris	Touting loan bailout, leading Trump in polls

Over to Biden again, hiding out in the White House like it’s his personal panic room. No public events? Again? Come on, Joe, give us something to talk about!

Throwing a grenade into the mix, Cori Bush, in her concession speech, warned a pro-Israel group to ‘be afraid.’ Sounds like someone’s been watching too many horror flicks lately.

Political Maneuvering

In contrast, the GOP is cooking up legislation targeted at endowments while Harris is busy touting her loan bailout. Talk about a political potluck!

Rounding off the ‘Squad Down’ update, the right and left are both buzzing after Bush’s loss. Honestly, this one’s got more twists than a soap opera plot.

‘Feel Betrayed?’ – Join the club! A top conservative group is blasting the Dems on inflation with a multimillion-dollar ad blitz. Money well spent, if you ask me.

The VP Pick Drama

Back in Minnesota, a top Congressman is trashing Governor Tim Walz’s record. Apparently, Walz’s radicalism is what makes Harris his ‘best’ running mate scenario. Guess that tells you all you need to know.

The Democratic Socialists are doing a happy dance after helping name Walz as Harris’ running mate. Well, at least someone’s celebrating.

“Election season kicks off in just 30 days. Grab your popcorn, settle in. This is gonna be one wild ride.”

Campaign Trail Highlights

Republican Mike Rogers clinched the Senate primary in Michigan, thanks to The Trump Effect.
VP Harris is leading Trump by 3 points in recent polls.
Walz once joined Harris at an abortion clinic visit.
Senator JD Vance accused Walz of lying about his military service.
Walz’s notoriety among Trump voters is practically non-existent.
Some Democrats are criticizing Walz for his response to the BLM riots.

Stay tuned, folks. The circus is just heating up, and we’ve got ringside seats. Don’t forget to subscribe to get the latest political antics delivered right to your inbox.