Cruz Roasts Harris' VP Pick: Are They Competing for Radical of the Year?

Political Podcast Stir: Cruz’s Take on Harris’s VP Pick

Alright, folks, grab your popcorn! Texas Sen. Ted Cruz just lit up the podcast scene with some spicy commentary. Apparently, Kamala Harris picked Minnesota’s Governor Tim Walz as her VP running mate, and the Democratic Socialists of America are throwing a party. I mean, if there was a competition for the title of ‘Radical of the Year,’ these folks might just be neck and neck!

On his podcast, aptly named ‘Verdict,’ Cruz went on a tear. He pointed out that the celebratory tweets came flying in, led by none other than Ilhan Omar. Yep, that Ilhan Omar. You know, the one who lives down the street from Walz and gives him high-fives for being ‘proud to stand with radical antisemite, Israel-hating leftists’. Canary in the coal mine, anyone?

Wednesday Headline Shock

Wednesday morning’s headline had Cruz shaking his head so hard you’d think he might pull a muscle. Walz got tagged as Harris’ running buddy, and the Democratic Socialists of America leapt for joy, declaring themselves to be a ‘force that cannot be ignored.’ Oh, brother. A force? More like a tempest in a teapot if you ask me.

“Our efforts paid off big time,” crowed the DSA as they wrapped themselves in self-righteousness like a cozy blanket.

DSA couldn’t wait to pat themselves on the back. They boasted that their collective action was the reason Walz was picked. They claim their workplace and union organizing realigned the labor movement to support, wait for it, Palestinian liberation.

Conservative Reactions

To put some gravy on the mashed potatoes, Laura Ingraham highlighted Walz’s achievements (or lack thereof). She pointed out that the man has helped tank law enforcement in Minnesota and is now eyeing education with the same wrecking ball enthusiasm. Can we get a collective, “Yikes!”

Conservative Figure	Reaction to Walz Pick
Ted Cruz	“She’s a radical leftist” – Likened Harris and Walz to “birds of a feather”
Laura Ingraham	Highlighted Walz’s negative impact on law enforcement and education in Minnesota
Trump and Vance Supporters	Largely unaware of Walz – “Who’s that?” was the general response

Cruz was quick to point out that Harris didn’t pick Walz because she was cornered by the left wing. No sir, she picked him because they’re two peas in a pod. ‘She’s a radical leftist,’ Cruz remarked, likening her choice to birds of a feather flocking together. And with Walz trying to out-left even the most liberal, it looks like these birds are ready to fly straight off the progressive cliff.

Public Reaction

Needless to say, not everyone is thrilled. Among Trump and Vance supporters in Pennsylvania, the reaction to Walz was akin to crickets at a rock concert. ‘Who’s that?’ seemed to be the general consensus. Well, well, looks like the radical wave isn’t making quite the splash Harris and her cronies expected.

Conclusion

So there you have it, folks. In the mad dash of the 2024 campaign trail, it seems the Democrats are doubling down on what they do best—picking the most out-of-touch candidates they can find. But hey, at least it’s entertaining. Buckle up, y’all. It’s gonna be a wild ride to November!